We must make jokes in the name of the Emperor.
Heres one:
Q: What do you call a store that sells flashlights and bicycle helmets?
A: The local PDF armoury
We must make jokes in the name of the Emperor.
Heres one:
Q: What do you call a store that sells flashlights and bicycle helmets?
A: The local PDF armoury
What kind of lines to Squigs draw?
Squig-ly ones.
So cheesey, but yet so funny, lol
Why are Orks such great drinking partners?
Because they are fun guys!
Q: how many guardsmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A:*BANG* damnit, my calculator exploded
A Magos walks into a room full of data-stacks, then looks up at an empty light socket and asks "01001000 01101111 01110111 0100000 01101101 01100001 01101110 01111001 0100000 01110100 01100101 01100011 01101000 01110000 01110010 01101001 01100101 01110011 01110100 01110011 0100000 01100100 01101111 01100101 01110011 0100000 01101001 01110100 0100000 01110100 01100001 01101011 01100101 0100000 01110100 01101111 0100000 01100011 01101000 01100001 01101110 01100111 01100101 0100000 01100001 0100000 01101100 01101001 01100111 01101000 01110100 0100000 01100010 01110101 01101100 01100010 0111111?!"
To which the attending tech priest replies, "01010111 01100101 0100000 01110101 01110011 01100101 0100000 01010011 01100101 01110010 01110110 01101001 01110100 01101111 01110010 01110011 0101100 0100000 01100010 01110101 01110100 0100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 01111001 0100000 01100001 01110010 01100101 0100000 01101101 01101111 01101110 01101111 01110100 01100001 01110011 01101011 01100101 01100100 0101110"'
An Ork walks into a dentist office, walks up to the dentists and says "I'd like to make a withdrawal please".
If Slaneesh is the chaos god of sex, why does Tzeentch have a thousand sons?
Good one
What do you call a thirsty Blood Angel that worships Khorne?
Red Thirst.
How many Guardsmen does it take to paint a Leman Russ?
Depends on how hard you throw them