• Corporal Al-Kool

    On the WAAARGH! Second wave, when drop cuckoons rained down like firebolts,
    Private Al-Kool, of 1;st Light LaserSquad Wet himself.
    First time what was reamain of 1st L.LS. Launched wall of laser against RödSkulz orcs
    Private Al-Kool soiled himself and bit he´s lips bloody mess but never stopped firing.
    Two months later delivering suppresing fire from he´s glowing hot Lasrifle

    Corporal Al-Kool mouth foamed what appeared to be blood and scent of Shit and iron surrounded him
    but Multimelta Squad and Kommisar were happy about it.
    "Most Useful Piece of S*** i´v ever seen " growled one unnamed Commisar

    Crying from fear feces running from down from trouser legs Al-kool was crazy from fear
    but as long as He had hes LasRifle he would never give up living...…

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  • Corporal Al-Kool

    "Kill the Mutants. Burn the Heretics. Purge the unclean,"

    Thats what we shouted,screamed,bellowed...and then died doing so.

    Killing the Mutant aint as easy as saying so is.

    Mutant Is armed with Loud ,ugly but damn dangerous "Shoota" and "choppa"
    they kick,scream and spit venom on your eyes if you let on Greenskinned thing close enough.
    they smell,they are stong,cunnign and Eat man Flesh.

    Luckily they Obey Wall of whitelight from Lascannons.

    Commisars tell you "you are ten times worth of those Greenskinned abominations!!!SHOOT MORE!!!!"

    Run across one in Mine tunnels and find out yourself that Commisar has never ever faced those things in close guarters.

    Tell That fact to anyone and You be shot in Head As heretic.
    So It Goes.
    Writing all this do…

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